Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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