So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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