The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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