Im at strip club and am horny
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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