we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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