just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It's official drugs can't kill me
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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