You made me cry and you don't even care
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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