that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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