The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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