I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize