I didn't shave. On purpose
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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