Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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