Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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