WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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