I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
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learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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