If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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