Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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