Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.