needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins