I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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