Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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