maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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