She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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