I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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