Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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