do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just invented taco cereal.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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