Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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