foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
