i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He shit in the fireplace
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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