office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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