I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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