I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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