girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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