You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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