Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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