One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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