dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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