it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
