K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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