she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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