Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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