I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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