Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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