Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
