I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
