physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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