Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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