He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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