Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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