I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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