so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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