Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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