every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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