I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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