we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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