I want to walk on stilts...naked
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
