You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
did i walk over a car last night?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
