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you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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I will be naked everywhere
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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